Surprises suck!

Have I ever mentioned that I hate surprises? LOATHE them, even?  Well, I do! 

Surprises don't make me happy.  I don't giggle and say "oh, how sweet/thoughtful/wonderful."

I get mad. 

Surprises suck.  Say for instance, someone decides to drop by for a SURPRISE visit.  Oh, yay cool.  Hold on a sec while I cancel all the plans I had for the next... um, how long are you gonna be here?  Yeah.  So now, not only do I have to cancel any plans I was actually lucky enough to have but I also am obligated to spend time with and entertain you.

Maybe there were things I'd rather be doing, other people I'd like to be spending time with.

Surprises are selfish and I hate them.  Suck it.

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